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thelureoffantasies:

lovedtxfrog:

plenty-o-heathen:

housewifeswag:

interesting…

These things always make me laugh.. But if believing it helps you feel better that’s cool too. Where do these magazines find these men of depth and thought? Are they the ones photoshopping and reblogging the ass of Olympic athletes on the internet? Or the ones who have made it so that a sports magazine devotes a whole issue to bathing suits?
Nice try Glamour.. but yeah..

I don’t know about the accuracy of that number…but I can honestly say - we’re out here and for many of us, real beats plastic any day.
Admittedly - we’re almost all dogs and would like a crack at one of the supermodels - just to put that on the resume. But its mostly a catch and release thing.
So how many women will admit the same thing? Hard body or real body in your bed? I’m just sayin…its a two way street.~fireguy

TLoF: I like eye candy as much as the next person, man or woman. I’ve dated “hard bodies” and average Joes. Hell, I’ve dated a male model and Navy SEALs. For all that, looks have never been the most important thing to me. I was raised to take the time to learn the difference between the showy cover and the contents found inside.
I can honestly say that at this point in my life eye candy is just that; something nice to look at. The person I want to curl up with at night is the person who wants to be next to me more than he wants to be with anyone else. And I am much less concerned about the hardness of his abs than I am about the softness of his heart.

lovedtxfrog:

plenty-o-heathen:

housewifeswag:

interesting…

These things always make me laugh.. But if believing it helps you feel better that’s cool too. Where do these magazines find these men of depth and thought? Are they the ones photoshopping and reblogging the ass of Olympic athletes on the internet? Or the ones who have made it so that a sports magazine devotes a whole issue to bathing suits?

Nice try Glamour.. but yeah..

I don’t know about the accuracy of that number…but I can honestly say - we’re out here and for many of us, real beats plastic any day.

Admittedly - we’re almost all dogs and would like a crack at one of the supermodels - just to put that on the resume. But its mostly a catch and release thing.

So how many women will admit the same thing? Hard body or real body in your bed? I’m just sayin…its a two way street.
~fireguy

TLoF: I like eye candy as much as the next person, man or woman. I’ve dated “hard bodies” and average Joes. Hell, I’ve dated a male model and Navy SEALs. For all that, looks have never been the most important thing to me. I was raised to take the time to learn the difference between the showy cover and the contents found inside.

I can honestly say that at this point in my life eye candy is just that; something nice to look at. The person I want to curl up with at night is the person who wants to be next to me more than he wants to be with anyone else. And I am much less concerned about the hardness of his abs than I am about the softness of his heart.

rbarnett34:

Before the Porn industry and fitness mags ruined it, this is what women looked like.

True statement.

atheist-overdose:

Good guy eli

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Hahaha, your father needs to see this sometimes.

itscalledfun:

LOL, i love this one. it’s called FUN

yourbadgrrl:

forrestgumper:

autumn-and-eve:

You may choose two. It is never all three. Finding a situation where all three criteria are met is metaphysically impossible.

#THESTRUGGLE

Le sigh…..

Occasionally I get all three met, but not every time.

blogsecret:

I have no friends. Not one. Not online, not at work, none. I talk to people, I socialize, I try to make friends, but it’s like nobody even wants me, like they only tolerate me until I leave. Is it me? What’s wrong with me?

So get off the damn computer, go outside, and start living life. Life isn’t found behind a computer screen, it’s outside, in the wild world of life on earth…

jennybird29:

damn right I did

Lol. Yup.